Chapter 4; Men Are Men And Women Will Never Understand

A woman that has been around for a while will always have this question on their minds.
"Why are men so cruel?" "How can they do such evil and turn a blind eye and don't feel a thing?""Why do men cheat?" "Why do men hit women?"
We'll I.M.O {In my opinion} ,sorry old people if this lingo has passed you then you're a little over the hill,women made us that way.

Do not blame us. Blame the so called feminists band wagon.
Growing up,things were simple. Men were the wearers of the pants in the society. In Africa the family was not the basic unit,though some scholars may choose to differ.
A man was the following:

1. The pillar
2. The disciplinarian
3. The fixer
4. The prosecutor and judge.

Just to mention a few roles.
Ok if there are any ladies reading this then my apologies for the following remarks.
Feminism is utterly and in every sense of the word BOLLOCKS.However chauvinist I may sound,in fact methinks this word was invented along with the agenda of "emancipation of the girl-child"
Walk with me and let me make you understand.This is the paradox of gender equality.If it is indeed true then:

1. We should be allowed knuckle up.I fail to understand why if my wife hits me and I reciprocate, I risk dropping the soap in the prison showers doing time prescribed by F.I.D.A.
2. She should support me when I'm unemployed.Do that in this time and age and you are comfortably labeled a BUM.
3. I should hop onto the bus and expect you to catch up.Do that and during her next "self-help" meeting they discuss the deficit of gentlemen in society.
4. The provision that 30% of legislative seats be reserved be abolished.Rise to say that and they will make noise and wake the ancestors.
5. I should call you any time my car swaps paint with another.Do that and someone anonymously calls Classic fm breakfast show and alas you are the talk of the town

Well then to answer the questions posed above.Men will always be men firstly because we can and secondly because feminism has opened our eyes.
When you lose dominance nothing should stop you from thinking that you are irreplaceable.
Chris Rock once joked that when you are laid off as a man the woman will be there to comfort you alright. She'll say, "honey we'll just have to get rid of some things and we'll be fine."
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT YOU